Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking