Oh its real, its damn real
I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.