Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don't mind you using it, but at least give it a name.' When he hits it, the announcers just say, 'Well, he just hit that... thing.'

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes.