If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.