New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

Probably all of my advice is bad advice.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.