It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older.

Probably all of my advice is bad advice.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.