I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.

It's really not hard to keep your dignity and sign to a major label... Most people don't have any dignity in the first place.

We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

Holding Frances in my arms is the best drug in the world.

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.