I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.

I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.

I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.

I'd like to live off the band, but if not, I'll just retire to Mexico or Yugoslavia with a few hundred dollars, grow potatoes, and learn the history of rock through back issues of Creem magazine.

I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me.

Maybe we can change some kid's life & stop him from becoming a welder or a sleazy lawyer.

Looking back on the production of 'Nevermind,' I'm embarrassed by it now.' It's closer to a Motley Crue record than it is a punk rock record.