I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.

For the first seven years of my life, I listened to nothing but The Beatles.

I get a thrill meeting kids who are into alternative music.

It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.

I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.

No matter what you do or say, there's nothing that you can do to make people understand you.

I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.