The future of rock belongs to women.
You can't buy happiness
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.
If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.
I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes.