After I reached my teens I decided I didn't want to hang out with anyone. I couldn't handle the stupidity.

I won't eat anything green.

The worst crime I could think of would be to pull people off by faking it, pretending as if I'm having 100% fun.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

I'm left-handed, and it's not very easy to find reasonably priced, high-quality left-handed guitars. But out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. I've only owned two of them.

The worst crime is faking it.