If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.

I will get stoned and worship Satan.

I bought a gun and chose drugs instead.

I've never considered musical equipment very sacred.

I've never been a very prolific person, so when creativity flows, it flows. I find myself scribbling on little notepads and pieces of loose paper, which results in a very small portion of my writings to ever show up in true form.

There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I'd be overwhelmed, and it's true... I can't tell you how much my attitude has changed since we've got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world.