Don't expect me to cry for the wrong reasons.

If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years.

There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).

Looking back on the production of 'Nevermind,' I'm embarrassed by it now.' It's closer to a Motley Crue record than it is a punk rock record.

I've always quit jobs without telling the employer that I was quitting; I just wouldn't show up one day.

Zits are beauty marks.