One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.

He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy every three years or so.

Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet

The right of the people to peacefully assemble and petition their government for a redress of grievances is now worth a pitcher of warm spit. That's because TV will not come and treat it respectfully. Television is really something.

Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did.

Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

Sons of suicides seldom do well.