Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

Maturity, the way I understand it, is knowing what your limitations are.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

The Population Reference Bureau predicts that the world's total population will double to 7,000,000,000 before the year 2000. I suppose they will all want dignity, I said.

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

I wonder now what Ernest Hemingways dictionary looked like, since he got along so well with dinky words that anybody can spell and truly understand.

There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.