We have such a young culture that there is an opportunity to contribute wonderful new myths to it, which will be accepted.

Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?

Until you die .. it's all life.

Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

In the middle of Siberia I guess there's a lake that big [ like the Great Lakes], but there are practically no other lakes that big with fresh water.

If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.

My definition of a man's man is a man who knows gun safety, and we all did.