When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away.

Dwayne's bad chemicals made him take a loaded thirty-eight caliber revolver from under his pillow and stick it in his mouth. This was a tool whose only purpose was to make holes in human beings.

I don't know what's going on, and I'm probably not smart enough to understand if somebody was to explain it to me. All I know is we're being tested somehow, by somebody or some thing a whole lot smarter than us, and all I can do is be friendly and keep calm and try and have a nice time till it's over.

Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.

I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for--to find out how much a man could take without breaking.

You are reading a bold and universal headline which says ,’I am here, I am here, I am here.

Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.