What everybody is well advised to do is to not write about your own life, this is if you want to write fast. You will be writing about your own life anyway but you won't know it.
Kurt VonnegutDo you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
Kurt VonnegutSome jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.
Kurt VonnegutDuring the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in - and which we lost - every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.
Kurt Vonnegut