If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one.

He had supposed for years that he had no secrets from himself. Here was proof that he had a great big secret somewhere inside, and he could not imagine what it was.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake.

If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do.

They say, you know, about evolution, it surely happened because their fossil record shows that. Look, my body and your body are miracles of design. Scientists are pretending they have the answer as how we got this way when natural selection couldn't possibly have produced such machines.