We used to have superb public schools. I guess we don't anymore, but, boy, the public schools were really something and I am a product of those in Indianapolis.

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.

Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet

The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn't want to be used by anybody.

Life is no way to treat an animal.