Having a yacht is a reason for being more cheerful than most.

What is flirtatiousness but an argument that life must go on and on and on?

I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Students from Yale".

I couldn't survive my own pessimism if I didn't have some kind of sunny little dream.

Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.

The canary bird in the coal mine theory of the arts: artists should be treasured as alarm systems.

Nothing in this book is true.