Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

The most heartbreakingly beautiful girl I ever hope to see

One of [ways being lucky] was to go to school during the Great Depression because teaching became a plum job.

If I was ever to have a child, this is what I'd tell it: 'Child,' I'd say, 'don't never mess with time. Keep now now and then then. And if you ever get lost in thick smoke, child, set still till it clears. Set still till you can see where you are and where you been and where you're going, child.

Life is no way to treat an animal.

Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet

If Jesus was alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time. His ideas are just too liberal.