I don't know what anybody else in the world would want to thank America for, but man, it [jazz] works. What I like about it - and what public health people ought to like about it - it's safe sex.
Kurt VonnegutThanks to their decreased brainpower, people aren't diverted from the main business of life by the hobgoblins of opinion anymore.
Kurt VonnegutHere is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.
Kurt VonnegutThe thing my father was proudest of was the Ayres clock at the intersection of Washington Street and Meridian. That made him so happy. Ayres complained because he wouldn't send them a bill. There was stuff my family had done there - particularly my father and grandfather - that was quite permanent and wonderful.
Kurt Vonnegut