There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.

One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will be great entertainment.

He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent.

Roses are red, And ready for plucking, You're sixteen, And ready for high school.

Among the things Billy Pilgrim could not change were the past, the present, and the future.

We are here for no purpose, unless we can invent one.

The big show is inside my head.