There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.

As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

The most important message of a crucifix, to me anyway, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.

All these years, I've been opening the window and making love to the world.

As for myself: I had come to the conclusion that there was nothing sacred about myself or about any human being, that we were all machines, doomed to collide and collide and collide.

The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.