Just because something feels better than anything else, that doesn't mean it's good for you.

The arts are not a way to make a living.

My ancient history teacher, Millie Lloyd, should have worn a medal for her performance at the battle of Thermopylae. She was excited and we were excited.

George Bush and his gang imagine they are being political geniuses.

The name of the new religion, said Rumfoord, is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. . . The two chief teachings of this religion are these: Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.

It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is.

Make love when you can. It's good for you.