One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will be great entertainment.

That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times and concentrate on the good ones.

What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!

People took such awful chances with chemicals and their bodies because they wanted the quality of their lives to improve. They lived in ugly places where there were only ugly things to do. They didn't own doodley-squat, so they couldn't improve their surroundings. so they did their best to make their insides beautiful instead.

Honest to God, Bill, the way things are going, all I can think of is that I'm a character in a book by somebody who wants to write about somebody who suffers all the time.

Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.