I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Make war not on terrorism but on ignorance, on sickness and on environmental degradation.

Take it from somebody who has been around for a million years: When you get right down to it, food is practically the whole story every time.

Well, it's an ancestral tribe. These were immigrants from north of Germany who came here about the time of the Civil War, but anyway, these people called themselves free thinkers. They were impressed, incidentally, by Darwin. They're called Humanists now; people who aren't so sure that the Bible is the Word of God.

A lack of seriousness has led to all sorts of wonderful insights.

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.