I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.
Kurt VonnegutOne good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will be great entertainment.
Kurt VonnegutI am a monopolar depressive descended from monopolar depressives. That's how come I write so good.
Kurt VonnegutVietnam was a country where America was trying to make people stop being communists by dropping things on them from airplanes.
Kurt VonnegutThe truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.
Kurt VonnegutThe biggest truth to face now - what is probably making me unfunny now for the remainder of my life - is that I don't think people give a damn whether the planet goes or not. It seems to me as if everyone is living as members of Alcoholics Anonymous do, day by day. And a few more days will be enough. I know of very few people who are dreaming of a world for their grandchildren.
Kurt Vonnegut