Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. That's fraud!
My ancestors came over from Germany about the time of the Civil War and one of them lost a leg and went back to Germany.
The words were a paraphrase of the suggestion of Jesus: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's." Bokonon's paraphrase was this: "Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.