If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

Don't put one foot in your job and the other in your dream, Ed. Go ahead and quit, or resign yourself to this life. It's just too much of a temptation for fate to split you right up the middle before you've made up your mind which way to go.

Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action.

Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

History is merely a list of surprises... It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.