I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer." "What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people, just as a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees.
Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass.
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.