Earthlings are the great explainers, explaining why this event is structured as it is, telling how other events may be achieved or avoided.

You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason to be a horse's ass - Franklin Roosevelt. He was humane and wise and resourceful. He was called a traitor to his class. With George Bush, that charge would never stick.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.

What a fool I would have been to let self-respect interfere with my happiness!

Teaching, may I say, is the noblest profession of all in a democracy.

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.