Your style is formed by what you can't do.
If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.