If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.
I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there, but hopefully I'm writing to say you're not alone. I'm not alone. We're not alone.
Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.
We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.
I'm a recovering optimist.
Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.