Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there, but hopefully I'm writing to say you're not alone. I'm not alone. We're not alone.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.