Most jokes state a bitter truth.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

I think it makes people frustrated when they have to live their actual lives commercial free and they can't just magically wind up at the part with the happy ending.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there, but hopefully I'm writing to say you're not alone. I'm not alone. We're not alone.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.