You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I am on sort of a diet in terms of the Internet. It's the sheer quantity. It's the Niagara of opinion, of information. It's not that I have any kind of compassion fatigue. I just insist on having a life.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.