I think technology is such that we can reach new heights but we need some of the basics of the pre-technological age. It's counter-productive to be able to type a hundred words a minute but not know what the words mean.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.