I know one thing - very few writers in Southern California get to write what they want to write. We are more or less worker ants, working for either film companies or tv companies or Internet companies. We do a lot of assigned work. Feelings hardly ever enter into it. If they do, they tend to be on a sort of soap opera level.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

One does not have humor. It has you.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Your style is formed by what you can't do.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.