Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

I don't think you can name a good picture where the production or the possible promotion isn't "cast-contingent." That means the film needs not just star power but star box office power.

I'm a recovering optimist.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.