I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

Your style is formed by what you can't do.

I'm a recovering optimist.

The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.