If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.