If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.
Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.
I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.