Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.
Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
I think it makes people frustrated when they have to live their actual lives commercial free and they can't just magically wind up at the part with the happy ending.