Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

I don't think you can name a good picture where the production or the possible promotion isn't "cast-contingent." That means the film needs not just star power but star box office power.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.