I don't think you can name a good picture where the production or the possible promotion isn't "cast-contingent." That means the film needs not just star power but star box office power.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

One does not have humor. It has you.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.