I'm a recovering optimist.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Your style is formed by what you can't do.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.