Your style is formed by what you can't do.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

I'm a recovering optimist.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.