There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny, I don't think you can make fun of ISIS, but almost everything is funny. And If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? So I don't mind ethnic humor. I like ethnic humor. I like dialect jokes. Laughter is a very subjective thing. If it's funny to you it's funny. And a lot of things are funny to me.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

Gleason became like a mentor of mine. I had Gleason helping me on television, Godfrey on radio.

Communications is the number one major in America today. CNN had 25,000 applicants for five intern jobs this summer.

The secret of success is an absolute ungovernable curiosity.

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.