There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

...The British press... [claimed that Tony] Blair was simply Bush's poodle - a favorite phrase, bewilderingly popular, although it made no sense - and that he was ignoring the will of the British people. Considering the hacks had spent Blair's first six years in office condemning him for relying on focus groups and opinion polls for his policies - in other words, paying attention to nothing but the will of the people, or at least their whims - that seemed a little rich to me, but as I said, logical consistency has never figured highly in the British media's scale of values.

Sandy Koufax went to the same school as me. I graduated two years ahead of Sandy.

i never learned anything while i was talking.

Don't you think it would be better to legalize victimless crimes like drugs & prostitution & divert the resources to more important things like the rapes & assaults & things like that?

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.