When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition.

I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

When I broke in, in 1957, it was wide open. Now you're up against strong competition.

Communications is the number one major in America today. CNN had 25,000 applicants for five intern jobs this summer.

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

Nobody beats a bunch of journalists for inflating their rather mundane straightforward chores with a lot more melodrama and self-importance than the job should be asked to contain.

Those of us forced to read the London papers sometimes speculate about which is greater: the average British hack's sloth, mendacity, ignorance, obsequiousness, capacity for drink, or aversion to paying for that drink. Smart money tends to split between the latter two.