Nobody beats a bunch of journalists for inflating their rather mundane straightforward chores with a lot more melodrama and self-importance than the job should be asked to contain.

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an easy mark.

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey?