If you have talent, I believe that talent will win out. In other words, if you're a good broadcaster, if you're a funny comic, you'll be heard. If you know how to do a broadcast, if you're a good newsman, if you can see an event and describe it, you're going to be heard and you're going to be seen. So there's always room. Now with cable and satellite and Internet, it's endless. You could blog, you could be your own talent.

I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun

I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

Don't you think it would be better to legalize victimless crimes like drugs & prostitution & divert the resources to more important things like the rapes & assaults & things like that?

Les Miserables is one of my favorite stories

I like to put a stake in people, because I know people helped me.

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.