I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

I would like to ask Him if He was indeed virgin born, because the answer to that question would define history.

I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey?

I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun

If you have talent, I believe that talent will win out. In other words, if you're a good broadcaster, if you're a funny comic, you'll be heard. If you know how to do a broadcast, if you're a good newsman, if you can see an event and describe it, you're going to be heard and you're going to be seen. So there's always room. Now with cable and satellite and Internet, it's endless. You could blog, you could be your own talent.

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.