You make your own luck. Luck is the residue of design.

I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun

i never learned anything while i was talking.

I've had bad days and good days in my life, but I've never had a day when I didn't enjoy that red light going on. Whether on the radio, or on television, there's still a little bump every time it goes on. And if you can spend a life, if you can get paid well for doing something you absolutely love, well you can't beat that.

The secret of success is an absolute ungovernable curiosity.

If you do something, expect consequences

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.