I'm sort of the comic relief after a hard day at work. My message is that it's OK to relax

There is still nothing in life as constant and as changing at the same time as an afternoon at a ballpark.

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

I have lifelong friends. My oldest friend, Herbie, has been a friend since I was 9. I've had bonds for over 50 years with people.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

The ultimate [travel destination] for me would be one perfect day in San Francisco. There's no city like it anywhere. And, if I could be there with the girl of my dreams, that would be the ultimate!

You cannot talk to people successfully if they think you are not interested in what they have to say or you have no respect for them.